Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago ...and I still hadn't paid for them.
....just because I'm elderly doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales bloke had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo?
It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. I bet he felt like an idiot.