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My Contribution to St. David's Day

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Significantother | 01:37 Wed 02nd Mar 2011 | Jokes
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It was late on a warm summers evening and a group of Welshmen were round a campfire having a drink and telling ghost stories.
After they finished on Welshman asks (AND YOU NEED TO DO THIS IN A WELSH ACCENT) “Soooo, has anyone here ever seen a ghost?”
“Noooo” came the reply.
“Soooo, has anyone here ever felt a ghost?”
“Noooo” came the reply.
“Sooooo, has anyone here ever made love to a ghost?”
“Noooo” came the reply.
A small voice from the back said “I have”
“What you made love to a ghost?”
“Oh, I beg your pardon, I thought you said goat”
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Goat? Did you mean sheep?
And only a day late too.
Maybe it's a different St. David?
Well I thought it was funny. Good one Sig.
Typical Welsh parochialism!
We wear extra large wellies in North Yorkshire.
with r and l in them to say right foot and left foot.

North Yorkshire lasses are known to put their men's sheep in their C&A panties (bought from the Leeds or York store).....so their men folk know where the c..t and the ars....le are.....

I guess it is better than a compass.
Who's coat is this Jac-ket?
Us Taffs know, that the English are living proof that the Welsh have sex with sheep.
What do you call a welshman with 20 girlfriends............a shepherd.

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