Bull

[sidkid]

A drug squad officer stops at a farm in Devon, and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.'The old farmer says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there.'

The particularly arrogant officer verbally explodes saying, 'Listen, I have the authority of the British Government with me.' Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?'

The old farmer nods politely, apologises, and goes about his work. A short time later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the officer running for his life chased close behind by the farmer's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The old farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your badge! Show him your badge!!!

[squarebear]

Not bad but the title gave away the joke.