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This old mountain woman was going to see a real doctor for the first time in her life. After the exam , the doctor tells her to go home and come back in two days with a specimen.
When she gets home she asks her husband what a specimen is. He say's hell I don't know, go up the hill and ask old lady wheeler, she knows somebody who went to a real doctor one time.
The wife heads up the hill, then a few hours later comes back with a black eye, busted lip, and using a stick for a cane. The husband said , what happened to you?
She said well I stepped up on old lady wheeler's porch and asked her what a specimen was, she told me to go p!iss in a jar, so i told her to go fart in a jug, and all hell broke loose!
When she gets home she asks her husband what a specimen is. He say's hell I don't know, go up the hill and ask old lady wheeler, she knows somebody who went to a real doctor one time.
The wife heads up the hill, then a few hours later comes back with a black eye, busted lip, and using a stick for a cane. The husband said , what happened to you?
She said well I stepped up on old lady wheeler's porch and asked her what a specimen was, she told me to go p!iss in a jar, so i told her to go fart in a jug, and all hell broke loose!
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