A Cows Tail...

[Jemisa]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.



Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"


"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.


We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."


"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass.



Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,"Hey, this looks like yours!'"


"I don't remember much after that."

[boxtops]

groan....