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Ring ring....
'Hello?'
'Hi sweetheart this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No, Daddy. she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle George.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says,**
'But sweetheart, you haven't got an Uncle George.'
'Oh yes I have, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now..'
Brief Pause.
'Er, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car has just pulled onto the drive.'
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it, Daddy.'
'And what happened?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about Uncle George?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But maybe he didn't know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
Long Pause
Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ............Is this 486-5731?'
No, I think you have the wrong number........
'Hi sweetheart this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No, Daddy. she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle George.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says,**
'But sweetheart, you haven't got an Uncle George.'
'Oh yes I have, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now..'
Brief Pause.
'Er, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car has just pulled onto the drive.'
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it, Daddy.'
'And what happened?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about Uncle George?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But maybe he didn't know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
Long Pause
Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ............Is this 486-5731?'
No, I think you have the wrong number........
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