Updated sayings

[Canary42]

Isn't it about time some of our old sayings were updated to reflect the Internet Age ?

For example :--

He!l hath no fury like a poster moderated !

Any more suggestions ?

[Buenchico]

As a moderator, I'm going to stick with the old sayings:
"“Moderation is commonly firm, and firmness is commonly successful”
(Samuel Johnson)

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped

[Postdog]

he who lols last lols longest

[bibblebub]

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him upload the stream

[DTCwordfan]

A Steve Jobs a Day keeps the IT Doctor away.