'Sometimes'

[Jemisa]

Sometimes...

When you cry....

No one sees your tears.

Sometimes...

When you are in pain.

No one sees your hurt.

Sometimes..

When you are worried..

No one sees your stress


Sometimes..

When you are happy..

No one sees your smile ..




But FART!!just ONE time...



And everybody knows!!

[Noraq]

heard it before....the punch line said something about one sheep!! =)

[marval]

Yes I heard the sheep one, still good though

[Jemisa]

The sheep one? - I don't know that one, Lets hear it then.

jem

[marval]

A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village.

He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says:

"See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell!

See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell!

See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell!

But, a long long time ago, I sh@gged one sheep..."