There are 4 kinds of sex...

[Jemisa]

:

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FOCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fock you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.


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[Jemisa]

I think this is quite amusing, anyone agree?

[China Doll]

No great but not terrible either.

[mrs.chappie]

I had a chuckle at that, Jem. :o)

[sith123]

lol

[boxtops]

Not for me - I do hate that F word.

[Jemisa]

So do I Boxi, I never use it myself but some jokes need it to give them impact.
I can't think of another word that would give this joke impact...

jem

[shooty]

fa fox sake jem : )