Here are some genuine ones taken from my autograph album from 1956 (Yes, I still have it!)
When you are married and your husband's cross
Just pick up the poker and say "I'm Boss!" (LOL Like it!!!!)
To kiss a miss is awfully simple
To miss a kiss is simply awful
Kissing spreads disease tis stated
But kiss me kid, I'm vaccinated!
The cottage door was open and what a sight to see
**** was holding the baby and Ann was making the tea
(This was most insulting as *** was Billy Nomates in our class!)
Smile, smile, smile, it's well worthwhile
For when you smile, another smiles,
And smiles come quick in piles and piles
And soon there are miles and miles of smiles
And life's worthwhile if you smile, smile, smile.
Do all the good you can
In all the ways you can
To all the people you can
And may God bless you as you do it.
By hook or by crook I'll be last in this book
By pen or by paint, I'll see that you aint!
Remember me on the water, remember me on the lake
Remember me on your wedding day and send me a piece of cake!
Folk may come and folk may go,
As on our way we wend
But there's no power can break the bond
When really we find a FRIEND.