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The black leather trousers I bought in the sales this afternoon. I haven't tried them on yet. No remarks containing the words lamb or mutton please!!!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Many years ago, I had the misfortune to sit next to a lady on a 13 hour flight to Los Angeles. She was terribly fashionable and had on a pair of skin-tight black leather trousers and some very high, high-heel sandals.
It all started OK, but about 3 hours in she went to the toilet, leaving her shoes behind, which inconvenienced me as she was in the window seat and I was in the aisle seat. The frequency of her trips to the lav became ever more numerous, until, at a point about 2 hours from our destination, she admitted that the aforesaid leather pants had turned into Hot Pants, and the steamyness quotient became unbearable.
It would seem that leather trews breatheth not, when attached to the female human form, and that she having to breath, rather artificially, in the ladies lav. I noted that the very fashionable and almost certainly very expensive high heel shoes, were discarded within minutes of boarding the flight at Heathrow and were only put back on when we were approaching the City of Angels.
The moral of this story girls ? ....Very high heel shoes are no good whatsoever for walking the length of a 747, and that leather trews look considerably better on the original owner of the aforesaid leather.
It all started OK, but about 3 hours in she went to the toilet, leaving her shoes behind, which inconvenienced me as she was in the window seat and I was in the aisle seat. The frequency of her trips to the lav became ever more numerous, until, at a point about 2 hours from our destination, she admitted that the aforesaid leather pants had turned into Hot Pants, and the steamyness quotient became unbearable.
It would seem that leather trews breatheth not, when attached to the female human form, and that she having to breath, rather artificially, in the ladies lav. I noted that the very fashionable and almost certainly very expensive high heel shoes, were discarded within minutes of boarding the flight at Heathrow and were only put back on when we were approaching the City of Angels.
The moral of this story girls ? ....Very high heel shoes are no good whatsoever for walking the length of a 747, and that leather trews look considerably better on the original owner of the aforesaid leather.