Michael Buerk watching Philippa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts."
Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."