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Drinking quotes
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can anyone tell me some good drinking quotes, ideally funny ones please!
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- "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." (Dean Martin)
- Once... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days." (W C Fields)
All these and more under the Wikiquote pages for alcohol, beer and wine.
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Henry Youngman.
"The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings."
Arthur Lewis
"Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk."
Christopher Howse
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis
"A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her."
WC Fields