Went for my groceries today, first time out for a month. Standing in the queue to enter there was a man three spaces behind me busily texting his wife and taking a long time to do it. He eventually moved up and turning to the man behind him said " I was telling my wife I'd be later than I thought". " Oh, that's what you were doing" said the man behind," I thought you were writing a b****y novel". Smiles all round including the texter.