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Rondy | 10:57 Sun 21st Aug 2022 | Jokes
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Before computer speak:


Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity



A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy . .


You kept it to yourself!!!!
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/// A program was a TV show ///

Only in America. In UK a TV show was a programme.

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