old saying

[The Tree]

does anyone know any old saying/figures of speech.

[BriWrite]

Get a life!

[xrayspecs]

My dad used to say "if your brains were made of gunpowder you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off"

[joko]

yes i know lots. there are thousands

[jno]

Google "proverbs", which are basically old sayings.

[Pudcat]

As an alternative to Rayspecs,

How about "If wit was elastic, you wouldn't have enough to make a gnat a pair of garters"

[alexey]

if you spill that i'll make your ears squirt pig muck...

ha ha.

can't you tell i'm bored!