Tongue Twisters

[Lonnie]

To follow on from dilf, how many tongue twisters do you think there are?, if you know one, lets have it.

I know a few, but i'll start with a fairly tame one my father used to say, has to be said fast, 'I saw Sheila sitting on the seashore'.

[Sunnie]

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late

[jno]

She sells seashells on the seashore; the shells she sells are seashells, I'm sure.

If that's too long, just try Good blood, bad blood.

[sddsddean]

Anothr short one which you need to try and say fairly quickly:

Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry

How about a German one:

In Ulm, und um Ulm, und um Ulm herum. (Which I was told by my German teacher means In Ulm(a town)and about Ulm and all around Ulm.)

[sir.prize]

After the short ones - here is a really long one . . .

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

[Lonnie]

Thanks guys, they're great, lets hope they keep coming.

[pugwash52]

We used to think we were being really wicked as kids when we said:

"Chase a bug around a tree, I'll have his blood, he knows I will"

[spacechimp]

The Leith police dismisseth us.

Just can't say dismisseth for some reason. I'm sort of managing now.

[eaglchris]

Peter Piper pecked a pick of pippled peckers

[eaglchris]

Sorry, try again! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!

Tricky one that!!

[BriWrite]

To be said quickly.

Polish it behind the door.

Whale oil beef hooked.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html

[BriWrite]

http://www.geocities.com/athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html

You have to knock the </p> off the end, in the address bar.

[spacechimp]

Really funny BriWhite *cough*

[spacechimp]

BriWrite*

[vehelpfulguy]

One of my favorites is only two words, but very difficult to say a number of times

CRICKET CRITIC

[spacechimp]

Damn right, that is impossible.

[bernardo]

Combien de sous sont ces saucissons-cis? Ces saucissons-cis sont six sous.

Zwei schwarze schleimige Schlangen sitzen zwischen zwei schwarze spitzigen Steinen und zischen.

Ce ver vert severe sait verser ses verres verts.

Seize jacinthes sechent dans seize sachets secs.

Si ces six cent six sangsues sont sans sucer son sang, ces six cent six sangsues sont sans succes.

Achtentachtig achterdochtige doktersdochters.

Als vliegen vliegen en bijen vrijen, vliege de vliegen de vrijende bijen vliegensvlug voorbij.

Yksiksesk�s istuskelet, isteksesk�s yksiskelet?

Il cuoco couce in cucina e dice che la cuoca giace e tace perche sua cugina non dica che le piace cuocere in cucina col cuoco.

�t t�r�k �t g�r�g�t d�g�ny�z �r�k�s �r�m�k k�z�tt.

Frivolaj friponoj fervore priridas perfortajn fervojojn.

[dilf]

dicks tax disc or sick dicks six tax discs

[dilf]

the sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick

[Lonnie]

Mgic site Briwrite.

bernado, no chance of translating?, or i'm going to be up all night with the translator.

[dilf]

ken dodds dead dads dogs dead