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Insulting behaviour!
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Ok, what's the best insult you've ever heard? Did you say it? And what's the worse you've been on the end of?
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Andrew Eldritch insulting the London audience in 1998.
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The best I heard was from commedian Jeff Green - "He looked like Andrew Lloyd Webber licking p*'s off a nettle!" Worst I've received was being accused of making a racist remark to a black colleague. We sorted it out, but I was deeply upset by the notion that anyone would ever think I had a race issue with anyone.
"Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me."
MontyPython. Architects sketch.