If walls could talk what would yours say?

[Qmark78]

Mine would say

Stop skiving off work and posting q's on the answer bank

I think you need some new clothes

stop listening to rubbish music

You spend a fortune on diet pepsi no wonder your skint

i think theres something wrong with your brain if you think walls talk

yes you shouldnt have sold your ps2

Dark side of the moon on constant loop doesnt make you intellectual

no i dont like the suite either

your a pc engineer so why doesnt your own pc work properly?

[carolegif]

Sounds more like your mother talking rather than the walls!!

carolegif

[dancealot13]

Good question!

"This room looks like it threw-up!"

"You don't need to try on every single shirt in your closet....they are your cloths remember."

"When's your boyfriend coming over again?"

"Paint me please!"

"If you don't smash your alarm I WILL!"

[B00]

"Tell your dog to stop scratching me"

"Tell your child to stop drawing on me"

[Ferg]

"Yes the guy next door does kill people and move dead bodies around"

[mkt]

stop talking to me i'm a wall

[Azimov]

Mine would probably say;

"You're almost 41 isn't it time you grew out of that?"
"That's disgusting, you wouldn't do that in front of your Mum would you?"
"Nicotine-stained white paintwork is NOT magnolia!"
"I'm so glad your attractive, I love having all those beautiful women prancing about naked in the living room!"

OK, so I lied about the last one, I can dream can't I?