Random or unique sayings/expressions

[Dan Glebitts]

Do you have your own unique or random saying or term for something when something bad has happened? I usually make one up but i tend to occasionally say "its a bast*rd" or maybe a quote from the Mighty Boosh. I dunno, just wondering

[aidantraffor]

My late Dad usualy came out with "shit damn bugger blast turnips"!!! Never got round to asking about the turnips bit, so I guess I'll never know!