text messages

[peejaydee]

what is the most amusing or original txt msge you,ve sent or received ?

[sophie_1003]

both from my brother 1. "Mwaaarrrrr"
2. I'd text him asking (jokingly) what he was cooking me for dinner the reply I got was- "Invisible chicken with a selection of non existent vegetables"

[hazelcs]

My daughter text me the message "oh mum, i disown you".
She had text me a message when i was carrying my lunch outside and with two hands holding the tray with plate, cup and teapot i couldn't hold my phone - so i popped it down my top. Half way across the garden my phoned started to ring and vibrate - it was suzanne asking "what are you up to just now?" Of course my neighbour was outside and he said "i'm sure i can hear someone's phone", so i quickly turned my back and fished it out and replied to daughter about her untimely call causing me embarrassment.

[andy-hughes]

I hardly ever send or receive texts, but I was there when this scenario occured.

I appeared in the 'Trigger Happy TV' Christmas Special - the scene where a crowd of 'animals' frightened the life out of an innocent commuter - I was a white rabbit, but that's just setting the scene.

As we were heading back to change out of our costumes, a guy in front of me advised me that his girlfriend had just texted him, asking where he was, and what he was doing. His reply?

"I'm being a Womble in EC4 ..."

Perfectly true, he was, but what she made of it heaven only knows!

[horace w]

theres ben a man found dead in the park,ugly face,fat arse,
tiny pen*s text me to let me know your ok.

[CalamityK2]

Horace, I am PMSL @ that.....!

[lankeela]

I sent a text to my friend saying I had just run over a cat - she replied 'vet or spade required?'

[Mrs Hane]

I had one saying:

I need to talk to you, please don't tell anyone. Can i stay at yours for a while? Love Osama Bin Laden xxx

you've got to laugh i guess :-)

[purplehair]

My boyf recieved this from his mate during the world cup:

I've just won 1st prize in a competition! World cup final tickets for me and 3 mates!

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So can you look after the kids while we are gone?

[duffers]

My mum can't really work text messaging, so when she discovered 'templates' on her phone she rejoiced, and now everytime she sends a txt its guaranteed to say "ANSWER IS YES". it gets me every time, she once sent the wrong one when I asked if she would pick me up, she sent one back saying "I'M IN A MEETING". always makes me laugh!

[jimmeo10]

i recieved a text from a friend who i havent heard from in months last week saying 'have me i'm an albatross'.... made me laugh