police

[chelsea_girl]

What do police say to you when they arrest you?

[Muffet]

"You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence

[Aquagility]

Would you be so very kind as to accompany me to the Police Station. Please.

[Quizmonster]

You mean they've stopped saying: "Right, chummy, that's you bang to rights and no mistake! You're ******* nicked!"

[louisa06]

Well before they get the Cuffs on!!
they give you a good Pasting....round the back of the van outta eyesight of any witnesses the more cops the better

not much is said really. fists & steel toes caps do the talking..

[pennychoo]

"Right Sonny Jim, lets be 'avin you!' (and for those who didn't know.................thats where all policemen live.....LETSBE AVENUE!!!!

[Grunty]

A lot of people say that, Louisa06. The ones I have met all have one thing in common. They never know anyone that it has happened to.

[lankeela]

'ello 'ello 'ello whats going on ere then?

[devilwoman]

you're under a vest.

[Bazile]

How about ' helping us' with our enquries , sonny?

[Floella]

"how many times do we have to tell you Flo, you are not allowed in the Liverpool team's changing room!"<i/>

[geo0939]

In the Royal Military Police 40 years ago we had a joke caution which was: "You are not obliged to say anything, but whatever you say will be taken down IN PENCIL, rubbed out, f**ked about and used to put you in jail".
It was all in good clean fun, of course:-)

[rescuer]

Surely your best way to get a correct answer is to kick the first policeman you meet in a very tender spot!

[naz_nomad]

you're nicked sunshine ... or maybe I watched too many episodes of The Sweeney

[Jovica]

Sorry Grunty but I know two people it happened to on two separate occasions.