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Travelcard | 21:09 Sun 07th Sep 2003 | Phrases & Sayings
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What's your favourite punchline to a joke? I'll start it of with 'No, I'm Tessa Sanderson'
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Why do you ask 'Two dogs f******'?
If you help me find my truck, We'll drive out
Diving header from four yards!
...and they changed their name to New Labour!
"What, Dobbin?"
"He's going to do it in Three" or "You've got them in the window". The 2 greatest jokes of all time.
They put his left leg in - and that's when the trouble started.
"They've all got it in for me."
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So the barman gave her one.
"Pretentious, moi?"
....sorry I can't help it, my mates collecting pineapples.
Four good leads!
"It looked so good, I ate it myself"
I aren't allowed in there!!!
'you not nissan main dealer' or 'rummaging'
dawn french!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"No, because he's heavy"
"he's a cyclepath"
...he sold his soul to santa.

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