Mary

[TingTong101]

Mary had a little skirt,
splits right up the sides,
And when Mary walked,
The boys could see her thighs..

Mary had another skirt,
A split right up the front,
But she didn't wear that one very often....

[friskybunny]

Little miss muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Her knickers all tattered and torn
But it wasnt the spider
Who sat down beside her
It was little boy blue with his horn

Boom Boom!!

[valerieb1254]

Mary had a little Lamb
She also had two Ducks
She put them on the mantlepiece
And told them not to F.......all Off.

[Thunderbird+]

It was Christmas day in the workhouse
The snow was falling fast
We dont want your Christmas pud!
You can stuff in up your a'h..that sounds like a knock on the door.

[dr john]

You can paint it your ceiling,
You can paint it on your walls,
It comes in ten-pint canisters
For painting on your bannisters...

Anyone remember Bob Williamson?

[KingKonk]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bare.

[GMH]

Mary had a little bra
She looked just like a tart
But was this bra some cheap old brand?
It was Playtex Cross Your Heart

She breastfed her young son one day
Much to people's sheer disgust
She had to take it off you see
And now she's flashed her bust

A young man stared at her big breasts
And started to masturbate
But before she could cover herself up again
She realised it was too late

While the baby son had some milk
That was good for his own health
The man was covered in semen
After playing with himself

The man was so excited
From seeing Mary's breast
That a policeman came rushing by
And said "you're under arrest"

And now he's serving 15 years
In a high-secuity prison
And all because Mary gave
him just a slight frank jism