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can anyone give me some comical similie's. They can be anything
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I'm happy as a mosquito in a nudist colony...
Like eating ice cream with a knitting needle
The realization hit me like a bucket of cold water.
She was so bowlegged she looked like two giraffes kissing (Milton Berle)
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
John and Mary had never met, like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
She was as easy as the "TV Guide" crossword
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost
I'd like to claim they are my originals, sadly mine are as funny as a rubber crutch...
Like eating ice cream with a knitting needle
The realization hit me like a bucket of cold water.
She was so bowlegged she looked like two giraffes kissing (Milton Berle)
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
John and Mary had never met, like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
She was as easy as the "TV Guide" crossword
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost
I'd like to claim they are my originals, sadly mine are as funny as a rubber crutch...
Whoops. Typo. "Excerpts" that should be.
Also, take a look at Blackadder which produced gems like "Madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Madman competition."
"I've got a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel." or "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University."
"I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's just invented a pair of self-removing trousers."
"I'm as weary as a dog with no legs that's just climbed Ben Nevis" but you need to have the right sort of SOH....
Also, take a look at Blackadder which produced gems like "Madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Madman competition."
"I've got a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel." or "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University."
"I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's just invented a pair of self-removing trousers."
"I'm as weary as a dog with no legs that's just climbed Ben Nevis" but you need to have the right sort of SOH....
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