Classroom telltale

[teash]

so there they all where all the kids of year 6 having their first sex education lesson,the teacher puts up a diagram of the male human body up and starts to ask questions. "And can anybody tell me what this is called " asked the teacher pointing to the graphic picture. " its a penis miss" shouts little arthur at the front...next thing a hand goes up at the back of the class,"yes johnny can i help you." asks the teacher.. "erm... yea miss my dads got two of them" says johnny with a smirk on his face.. "how do you know that?" asked the tacher....coz ive seen um....little johny then opens up his finger and thumb to measure out and says.."yea hes got one about this big which he uses for weeing," then opening up his finger and thumb he says" and hes got one even bigger what my mum uses to clean her teeth.......

[teash]

Ooops sorry didn`t hit the joke section button and put it in here by mistake

[sophie_1003]

very funny anyway!! hee hee!