What's a ' carry-out '

[peppy]

Just heard someone say they were going to a mates house with one. Is it the same as a take-away ( Chinese etc ) ? x x

[enigma]

agree that the ultimate meaning is getting rat a**ed though !!!

[joko]

fair enough enigma, 'lols' can make all the difference sometimes can't they, lol

i would just add that i only said leg end was wrong because he said it to me - i was not really meaning everyone else was actually wrong as such, just explaining the original meaning, as many seemed to think it just meant alcohol alone

interestingly wikipedia lists 'kerry oot' as meaning solely the carrying out of food......

[annie0000]

Thanks enigma for giving the old name for a single chocolate wafer. Since there seem to be all the Scots tuned into this one, this might give you all a laugh. Before I start, just to make you aware, I was brought up in the usual rough council estate in a Scottish city as part of a big family, but I now live in a private estate in a different city that borders another council estate of similar roughness. I don't want you to think that I am being snobbish, I just thought this was funny.

The other evening it was one of those lovely sunny spring evenings and I noticed that we were low on milk. I pesuaded my 2 offspring to walk with me over to the corner shop in the aforementioned council estate to get milk, with the bribery of an ice lolly. The sun was shining, the birds twittering in the trees and the daffs blooming. What a wonderful day.

Having made our purchases, we were followed out of the shop by a young lady of large proportiona and her equally rotund little boy of around three. He was opening a full fat version of "yir other national drink" and spraying it all over himself whilst trying to waddle after what I think was his mum. After a couple of exasperated "cummoan's" and a couple of "will you no hurry up's", his mum cocluded with a for F's sake Jordan will ye get a move on.

The considered reply was "aw shut up ya baw bag"

Things just don't change really do they - maybe my boys are leading too sheltered an existence, but I presume that their vocabulary will come on leaps and bounds now that they are at school. We have already been informed that there is another name for a coat - jaykit.

The question I was expecting - "Mum, what's a baw bag" never came........yet!

[enigma]

Depends on what you google Joko and note how it says "from the local shop " lol !!!

http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:_2HfaGjvwmI J:www.xtcidearecords.co.uk/cgi-bin/ikonboard/p ost.cgi%3Faction%3Dreplyquote%26forum%3D8%26to pic%3D166%26postno%3D30+kerry+oot&hl=en&ct=cln k&cd=6

[enigma]

Hit submit too soon oops. Meant to say there's a bit of swearing in that so don't look if it offends.

You can also see a non sweary definition of kerry oot here :

http://72.30.186.56/search/cache?ei=UTF-8&fr=s lv2-msgr&p=kerry+oot&u=www.firstfoot.com/Great %2520Scot/rikkifulton.htm&w=kerry+oot&d=WZF0DP mdOesH&icp=1&.intl=uk

Definitely not food :-)

Oh and give it time annie. My daughter asked me what a pussy was and when I said that it was obviously just another way of referring to a cat , she asked why a boy in her class had said it to another boy (she even copied the venomous tone) Thankfully the bawbag question hasn't arisen yet - I think that I would just die on the spot !

[annie0000]

ha ha enigma - my most embarassing yet has to be when taking two boys into the ladies toilets in waverley station with a huge queue outside - after they had both had a pee, I decided to have a quick one myself - to the exclamation in loud stereo of " mum why don't you have podger? (willy), let me see, let me see - where is your pee coming out?" exit one red faced mum, and two small boys past a queue of 20 assorted women all trying to stop laughing.

[enigma]

Hahaha , you win Annie. I have two girls and a boy aged nine , four and two respectively. When my son was born , my girls used to sit perched beside me , peering at his nappy area and giggling away because of the anatomical differences. Especially when he peed up in the air ! I dread taking him to the toilet with me though for that very reason. Kids though eh ? It's so true what they say , out of the mouths of babes.

[legend758duo]

Right joker ya saft arse.A carry oot is drink not food and is bought from a licensed premesis.pub shop supermarket offy.I have got p!shed on enoughof them.Dont quote wikidpedia as its not a great source of information.If you had a few more brain cells youd know that.Im not hangin about here with the trailer trash but just wanted to put you in your place.You are wrong no doubts get over it move on shut up and give us peace.Go buy a kerry ooot and get pished offline ya numpty.Adios xx

[enigma]

So it's not 'party at yours ' then Legend ? I even bought you a full bottle o' buckie , no a half bottle. That's the thanks I get.

[legend758duo]

I drink jack d or i might drink voddy.Jack d is �10 a litre here and voddy is �3.50 a litre so im sorted lol

[enigma]

Jack D - Bleurgh. Vodka's a bit of a gut rotter as well but Bailey's on ice and now you're talking !

[joko]

oh dear leg end is that the best you can do?
write in a lame scottish accent and call me a numpty?
oh woe, how can i stand such a barrage??

put me in my place?? and where would that be? on a web forum? at least my place is not an asylum!
good god man you are more insane, stupid and befuddled than i thought!

I am not wrong - or wrang - as you hilariously put it -as has been stated, your version is merely a mutation over time...

i am not surprised, mutant behaviour is just your style

run away and have another hilarious public mental breakdown just because someone one another forum was a bit mean to you...ahhh diddums, where those nasty CBers shutting you out because they don't like your incessant nonsense and unhinged dribble?