Who let the dogs out?

[scotchollie]

Who, who, who??

[Katie~77]

I let my dog out about half an hour ago. She's sunbathing in the garden.x

[4getmenot]

i didnt, cant stand dogs

[TechGirl]

I just took my dog out (not with a rifle or anything).

[ummmm]

What dog's ?

[scotchollie]

I don't know which dogs...

I only want to know who let 'em out??

[bigmamma]

Not me !!!
Mines asleep , dreaming of cheese.

[scotchollie]

How do you know he's dreaming of cheese and not the cute little poodle next door..?

[bigmamma]

God I hope she's not dreaming of the poodle next door because she is a 48 kilo dog and her mouth is chomping something in her sleep !!!!

[scotchollie]

Probably the poodle from next door.

Quick, stick your arm in and rescue the beast.

[ummmm]

Oh....my next door neighbour then. He let's his dogs out all the time....!!! How do you politely tell someone that their daughters are really ugly and should be kept in the house?

[scotchollie]

I suggest that the next time they emerge you nip round to your neighbour's front door with an autograph book and ask if Worzel Gummidge, who you spotted in the yard, might sign it.

[ummmm]

So shouting out the window 'get back in the house you pair of dogs' wasn't the way to go then?

[scotchollie]

No, I don't think so.

That could apply to any of your neighbours.

You need a more subtle approach, like napalm.

[ummmm]

Petrol bombs might be more my style......

[scotchollie]

I'm from Northern Ireland, so if you need a discreet supplier...

[ummmm]

wink wink..

What part?

[scotchollie]

All of me.

Including the bits that wink.

[redhead23]

i dont know but i looking after my nans spaniel and its driving me nuts

[butterfly2]

what a ridiculous question..