anagrams

[topogigo]

Amazing Anagrams:

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Becomes:

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong

becomes:

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

[dr john]

Astronomer: Moon Starer

[heathfield]

Good God! I wonder how long the Hamlet one took to compile? Some people must have a lot of time on their hands!

[Fibonacci]

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

[nightmare]

Evangelists - Evil's agents

Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler

And two old political ones:

Margaret Thatcher - Meg the arch Tartar
Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot