Funniest graffiti/graffito...

[spiff]

The best one's i have ever seen are........ In a pub in Carlisle called the King's Head, which stated 'I've felt Carol Vorderman's Bum'. In London (Holloway) 'Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead!', and in Crewe..'My friend saw a girl's fanny.And it had hairs on!' More examples please!!x

[Ewood27]

There's said to have been a poster outside a church, "Tired of sin? If so, come in." To which was added, "If not, call Fifi on ********."

Sign in maternity ward, "The first three days of life are critical" to which was added, "The last three are always fatal".

"Life is a sexually transmitted terminal condition."

[darth vader]

"God is dead" - Nietche

"Nietche is dead" - God

[LadyPickers]

Seen spray-painted on the side of a building in Barbados: "I like jam"

[LadyPickers]

Spray-painted on a wall in Barbados: "I like jam"

[Melly221]

At the time of the much talked about story line in Eastenders involving Phil Mitchell, I found some graffiti on my desk in science at school. Someone had rather sinisterly written ' I shot Phil Mitchell'. Also once whilst stood at a train station, I was with my friend who was singing Queen's 'Its a kind of Magic' She turned round and stopped suddenly as she looked at a wall opposite which had written on it... 'Its a kind of Magic'. Again, rather sinister.

[IggyB]

random one i saw the other day 'potatoe love is real love' in foot high letters.