Glass house

[phizzy]

will make this a short as poss but when you spread 'the word' you can elaborate. A very wealthy king who lived in a beautiful glass castle had a collection of really expensive thrones (as you would expect) one day a servant told him that thieves were planning to steal them,(he didn't like this idea one bit) being the type of king he was he decided to store them above his 'kingsized bed' so he could keep an eye on them.During the night a terrible storm shook the castle and ......(bet you've guessed it) yep the thrones fell and killed the king. Moral :- People who live in glass houses shouldn't store thrones ! (well i thought it was funny)

[jno]

that's 'stow thrones', you twit.

[ll_billym]

It is a play on words that isn't nearly as funny as cunning stunts. That is by far the best example, make your own story funny boy.

[sophie_1003]

i like it and didnt realise it should be stow thrones till i just read that post!