whats your favorite saying how often do you use it

[GypsyGSD]

I love ,and use a lot , you can catch more flys with honey than you can with vinegar GypsyX

[VillageVicar]

It is much earier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission!


I have that enscribed on a small plaque in my bedroom!

Be well

Fr Bill

[4GS]

Mine is:
There are three things I hate
1) Warm beer
2) Cheeky kids
3) whatever happens to irk me at that moment

[Gromit]

A trouble shared is a trouble doubled.

Far too often

[ELVIS68]

If your auntie had bollox she`d be your uncle


I use this whenever someone tells me they were one number out on the lotto, nearly won on the horses etc

[weeal]

dont wait for your ship to come in ... row out to meet it

[GypsyGSD]

Its strange the things we say , and they can be quite funny I wonder where or who started them keep them coming GypsyX

[cheries]

My treasures do not clink together in a bag....
they gleam in the moonlight and neigh in the morning.

Old gypsy saying - very apt for me x

[andy-hughes]

You can call an ass a horse, but you won't shorten its ears.

As appropriate - which working for a beurocracy, is frequent!

[cheries]

Race horse;
a creature capable of taking several thousand people for a ride all at the same time.

[BBWCHATT]

When something obviously isn't - and needs to be done a different way:

"How's that working for you?" from Dr. Phil McGraw


AND


For I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. from Alice in Wonderland


I use them when they are appropriate in a situation.

[PAMPERS]

In the Kingdom of the blind - the one eyed man is king.

This is great for dealing with all those self appointed experts out there.

[beryllium]

There's a light at the end of the tunnel.....

only......













it's the train coming!!!!

[WoWo]

You can't polish a turd.

[smudge]

Cherish all your happy memories;
they make fine cushions for old age.

Christopher Morley.

[heathfield]

When, as usual, nothing much is going right, 'Perversity tends to exist throughout the known universe', along with, 'I simply don't believe it !!'

[smudge]

"So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip".

Will Rogers

[smudge]

"Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please".

Pythagoras

""Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault".

David M Burns M.D.

[GypsyGSD]

these are really enjoyable to read , they are so good GypsyX

[bensmum]

Following on from beryllium's answer I like
"I thought there was light at the end of the tunnel but it was just some b@st@rd with a torch bringing me more worK"
I also use
"I have more chance of jumping the moon on a pogo stick than I have doing that"
Both used in work situations!

[Robinia]

lol @ beryll!

it's always darkest before the dawn...


...& that's the best time to pinch your neighbour's milk
:o)