because we lost the final

[Pharlap]

A Muslim was seated next to a South African on a flight from London to Cape Town. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The S. African asked for a large Scotch and water, with ice, which was quickly brought and placed before him, together with a small bag of complimentary nuts. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be stripped naked, and savagely beaten by a dozen busty blondes with leather straps than let a drop of liquor touch my lips." The S. African then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know there was a choice."

[LucianaScott]

this one always make me smile :)