Local quiz

[straydogs]

Can someone please help me fill in the gaps?

as s - - - - as a - 0 - - h- - - -

as s - - - - - as a r - - -

as t - - - as a h - - - -

as w - - - as a g - - -

as t - - - - as t - - p - - - - -

[squarebear]

5) as thick as two planks

[fagidill]

Err Dumbo, try sodding Quizzes & Puzzels

[cgg]

I don't know cos I'm as p-ss-- as a f---

[plumbrazor]

2. As steady as a rock