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jasonhanger | 15:17 Fri 10th Sep 2004 | Phrases & Sayings
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Hi Everyone, Has anyone seen any T-shirts with either really cool slogans or put downs? If you can tell me them, I would really appreciate it! J
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I saw a great one in Burtons yesterday - its said "I only sleep with pretty girls"
I remember Billy Connolly saying about one that had 'Jesus loves you' on the front, and '...but he f***ing hate's you' on the back.

I remember a t-shirt at the Reading Festival saying 'No one knows I'm a lesbian'. It was worn by a chap.
Damn. Can I have my apostrophe back...
I like the back-print that says "I'm a bomb disposal expert - if you see me running, try to keep up!", and my all-time favourite was worn by a tot in a pram, saying "Teething - it's the pits!"
Try www.printwhatyouthink.co.uk, they have some great slogans!!
Just thought of another - "Amateur gynecologist - no experience, but I'll have a look!"
Jesus is coming, look busy!
I've made lots in my time. Off the top of my head, I can remember these:

I fancy your mum

BAD GIRL
Go to my room

I'm not gay!
(But my boyfriend is)

I don't do mingers

My other t-shirt's a Versace

Sorry Guys - I'm straight

R E A D T H

I S W H I L
E I S T A R

E A T Y O

U R T I T S

Dude, WTF!!! My all time favorite
check out www.itiswhatitis.com
correction .... .co.uk
"It aint gonna suck itself"
668 - The Neighbour of the Beast
Born Free - But now I'm expensive.
Yes I do, but not with you...
in very small letters on the front, you have to get close up to read them it says...."nosy little bitch arent you?" and another, "your village called, their idiot is missing"
my two favourites not yet mentioned are .. 'hold my beer wjile I kiss your girlfriend' and the one oft worn by my very Goth friend 'I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker colour' However the one thing that makes the bomb technician T shirt even funnier is that now it has become a mass produced tourist item in Camden market, they printed it on the *front* of the shirt!!
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Thanks guys for such great slogans...I'm still grinning while I type this...Please add some more if you like...Cheers again Jason

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