The Shortest Joke?

[kriskwery]

How short can a joke be ... and don't just answer "Bush"?!  As a bored bus driver, currently working "lates", my boyfriend has been keeping me alert with texted jokes.  Any bright sparks able to come up with some good 'uns?  Come on, AB aficionados, rise to the challenge!

[ICEMANSAV]

See Body and Soul Keep Cardboard happy campaign!

[MORELLO]

I find it more bizarre than funny but the kid who writes 'fu@k off', or c@#t on a wall obviously thinks he's got the shortest joke in the world. Or doesn't that happen round yours?

[SteveD]

My dg's gt no ns.

Hw ds he smll?

trrble!

 

[leefi_76]

whats brown n sticky...?

 

a stick

(note u said short, not good):P

[Fat Boy]

Jesus loves you. <leave a few lines> Everyone else thinks you're a tw@t

[becca-82]

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

(I'm with leefi- you never sed they had to be good!)

[Ouisch]

A duck went into the chemist's.  He told the clerk: "Give me a Chapstick.  Put it on my bill."

[tigga]

Paddy walked into the bar and said "OW"

[tigga]

If veggie's reckon we shouldn't eat cows and pigs, why the   f u ( k   are they made of meat ?

 

[Hayhoe]

Where do you find tigers?

Where you lost em.

[bluedolphin]

a fly without wings??? a walk!

a boomerang that doesn't come back?  a stick

a guy with a seagull on his head??? Cliff

a guy hiding in the leaves???? Russel

why is there only one monopoly commision

What gets bigger the more u take out??? a hole!

2 eggs being boiled in a pot....one said 'boy its hot in here'

the other answered wait till u get out ...they'll smash yer head in!

girl walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre...

so the barman gave her one!

 

[Ouisch]

A horse walked into a bar...the bartender asked him "why the long face?"

[Dagman]

Two homosexual cowboys "yup?" "yep!"

[NoGood Boyo]

"There'll be another one along in a minute".

[Big_baretta]

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

[Big_baretta]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[LeedsRhinos]

A man with a car on his head--- Jack

A man with a spade in his head--Doug

[Jackanory]

A man without a spade on his head --- Douglas!

[Mortartube]

A man with a tiger up his ass. Claude