credit crunch

[bubs02]

i am doing a fancy dress depicting the credit crunch anyone any ideas for a witty rhyme, also an incy wincy spider not been allowed to climb the spout because of health and safety all ideas greatly apprecited lol ty

[harkatlisten]

Things are so tight, I have to wake up to see if I have lost any sleep.

[zita-green]

Something along the lines of: 'Due to incy wincy's recent near-drowning, all spiders must in future wear life jackets'