help with wording please

[ethan_ryan]

i am buying a friend a pair of sexy pj's for her 21st bday. she is married and all sexual fun has dissapeared from there relationship. we always have a joke about her not giving her husband any sex anymore, he jokes about it too. i am looking for some funny wording, slogans to put on the personalised pj's

anyone any ideas???

[sophie_1003]

How about on the back of the top, "Stop poking me with that thing!"

[marval]

Sex machine for hire

[swedeheart]

Just Do It

[albaqwerty]

never knew there was such a thing as sexy pjjs :D

[johnalex]

"Open for Business"