Think of a word...

[Phantaxus]

Just for fun.

If you could invent a word, What would it be? and what would it mean?

[GuavaHalf]

Oneparapinionated

For a person who bases his opinons on one paragraph of a news story without reading the full details. esp where that paragraph comes from a 'red top' newspaper.

[BigDogsWang]

chavphobia n. Fear of the social underclass.

[Mr.Ix]

Qjvzx - To snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in a Scrabble game

[spiff]

Chavalanche- when a group of "Rockport generation" comes into the pub.

[bernardo]

I have invented loads of words, although they don't all mean something: groak, oontil, boontil, oogliak, spoo, nang-bandit, skankerous, confuzzle, etc.

[bernardo]

I am an antidebourgeoisificationalist.

[bernardo]

abb n. an abbreviation

[bernardo]

ghlobsk

[bernardo]

You are a mad bad sad nankerous skankerous cantankerous intransigent nang-bandit!

[bernardo]

Two plus two squequals four.

[bernardo]

Oh don't be so vambocuent. (The stress is on the "boc")

[Gromit]

Playwithable

As in "She looks very playwithable"

Someone attractive you'd like to have some fun with.

[bernardo]

If you don't agree, then you should be transgrobulated or gromboolianised.  A number of years ago, Pauline Fowler on EastEnders made a cake which was the right way up inside a round tin, instead of upside down on the lid - I commented at the time that it was not very getoutofthetinable.

[Octavius]

Ah, Blackadder III....

Dr. Johnson: This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language.

Edmund: Every word, sir?

Dr. Johnson: Every word, sir.

Edmund: Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.

Dr. Johnson: What??

Edmund: Contrafibularities, sir. It is a common word down our way.

Dr. Johnson: Damn!

Edmund: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericumbobulation.

Edmund:  Of course, sir. I shall return...interfrastically.

[landie]

Thank the bushy tailed, chicken chasing, fox for that. My minds gone brazzled.

[corganiser]

as a variation on gromit's playwithable I'd like to offer up randible

[Marsh]

Combining Ars, artis, Latin for skill, and Cicero, the Roman orator, we get the verb arscicerate, to talk like a politician.

Scorby flod!  Best left undefined but definitely not a compliment.

[studio 49]

Anerexaphobic, the fear of being thin, suitable for chunky blokes like me!!

[randomsugar]

my word would be 'balb' and it would hav multiple uses: hello you balb
you are quite the balb
your top is balbus

[MikeMikeMike]

aquadextrous. ble to turn taps on and off with your feet.