A guy goes to the doctor and says,

[lindylou16]

"Doc, your going to have to help me. Every morning I wake up convinced that I wrote Lord of the Rings."

The doctor nods and replies, "Don't worry, you've just been Tolkien in your sleep."

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, good one Lindy!

[redman41]

Ha Ha !

[squarebear]

Man - Doctor doctor, I can't stop singing "Green, Green Grass Of Home".
Doctor - That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome to me.
Man - Never heard of it. Is it rare?
Doctor - Well "It's Not Unusual"

[redman41]

Good one squarebear ! lol

[sp1814]

lindylou16/squarebear - I'm stealing both of those jokes and will mail them around work, pretending that I made them up.

Very good.