Just posted this on the sport page re the imminent Ashes win.

[DTCwordfan]

It is rather to have the boot on our foot for once........



A woman goes into her local police station.

"Officer, help me, I have been raped by an Australian cricketer."

"What?"

"You heard me, I have been raped by an Australian cricketer."

"Do you have any evidence, Madam?"

"Well he was dressed in a white shirt, white trousers, white boots and was
carrying pads and his bat."

"Did he talk?"

"No officer."

"How do you know if he was Australian?"

"He was in and out in a minute."

[jno]

it does work better as Sports than as Phrases & Sayings, doesn't it?