Accents can confuse.

[Groupie]

Whats the difference between car crash and cock rash?

Nothing if you're Irish.

[MarkRae]

What utter nonsense!

[society]

A car and a cock?

[FrereJaques]

Whats the difference between car crash and cock rash

Both something you'd want to avoid I'm guessing.

[society]

Mark is right though.

[NazNomad]

"Whats the difference between car crash and cock rash?"

The scarring?

[Groupie]

Reading it again, I agree "what nonsense"

[mrs_overall]

If you were scratching one, it could cause the other....

[society]

LOL @ Mme O vous coquin!

[boxtops]

Nil points for daftness

[MarkRae]

> Mme O vous coquin!

coquin - masculine
coquine - feminine

[boxtops]

MR, you've obviously not been following the Franglais thread today.... today, accuracy is not as important as intention!

[MarkRae]

> MR, you've obviously not been following the Franglais thread today

I've glanced over it - the first few posts were vaguely amusing, but the problem is that in order to be able to speak Franglais you actually need to be able to speak French otherwise it doesn't work at all. It's a bit like those people who think that all you have to do in order to speak mediaeval English is to stick '-eth' onto the end of every word.

Compare the art of deliberately playing an instrument badly. You need actually to be able to play it well first, like Les Dawson, Victor Borge etc...

[DTCwordfan]

Both get you worked up........

In the States, as a result, your insurance premiums will rise.....

[JonnyBoy12]

What is the difference between the national emblem of Ireland and a magic wand?

One's a shamrock and the other's a sham c*ck!

[boxtops]

Yes MR - I do agree with you on that one, especially re Les Dawson.

[JonnyBoy12]

I did not put in magic wand in the last part, I said d*ldo, but it got censored. I will have to leave that up to your imagination, folks!

[crisgal]

when playing with the balls at nursery, the kids shout 'cat Sugar!'

ha ha - makes me laugh every time

[crisgal]

hey! you've ruined it with your mother Fluffin' Snag of a spellchecker!

They shout catsh i t of course.