A ha-ha

[elephanto]

Any information,joke, quote, song etc needed for tomorrow as friend has invited us to the opening of her small ha-ha.

[sheamus]

The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to ****** the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice
Is filled with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

From : http://www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/sexcamel.h tml