Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Once again it gives me great pleasure to throw open the doors of Nungate Towers to welcome all of Ab's Mad Over Fifties (we can be flexible about the age thing.....if you are of a similar mind set as the rest of us) We have an interesting and varied programme of entertainments for your pleasure this cold wet evening. Tonight's tailcock is the "Shocking Shamrock" a pleasing (if not potent) concoction of creme de menthe and other "secret" ingredients......We are not serving a hot plate special this evening, instead we are having a Breakfast Buffet, a hot and tasty selection of sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, hash browns, square sausage (a house speciality) tattie scones, dumpling and other delcious breakfast goodies, all served up with lashings of toast, fried bread, coffee and tea. Of course there will also be the usual volly vonts and canopies. On the pudding trolley we have my very own recipe Hot Cherry Pie with ice cream.
The hot tub is bubbly away nicely in the North Tower, the mini bar has been filled, the elastics on the bungee has at last been replaced but, sadly, the moat has been stolen. Ossifers from our local constabulary will be around later to take statements as the crime was committed after last week's meeting, and they are hoping to turn up a lead.
The Minstrels are in the gallery tuning up, in addition to their usual selection of madrigals and fugues they have also promised us their version of the greatest hits of Dean Martin - we can all "Sway" later! There is a roaring fire in the snug for those who prefer a quiet evening, the bowling alley in the dungeons is ready for play, we will have dancing in the Great Hall and Queenofmean has decided that there will be a tea bag lifting competition, which she will be organising.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[mrs_overall]

Criminal Record of Tonyav (page 34, relating to December 2012)

3.12.12 Coventry Magistrates Receiving stolen goods (a goat) Fined £100

7.12.12 Warwick Crown Court Receiving stolen goods (a boat) Fined £300

15.12.12. Birmingham Magistrates Receiving Stolen Goods (a coat) fined £125


Can you see a pattern emerging here?

[queenofmean]

Yes Mrs_O I do...Tony.....TONY!!....explain please?

[tonyav]

doh, Tony desperately tries to phone Barmaid. It wasn't me I tell ya, I was fitted up.

[Iluvspikey]

would anybody like to see my new water feature?

[queenofmean]

unless you can get someone, on the phone Tony.....its a night in the dungeons for you I'm afraid

[Iluvspikey]

so cheap as well, thanks for pointing me in the right direction tonyav

[DaisyNonna]

From Whichphone.
Surely not a stoat? A supporter of poor creatures.
Toast, perhaps.

[queenofmean]

my leetle grey cells are in meltdown.....

[mrs_overall]

....wanders off to bed whistling innocently....

Night all xx

[queenofmean]

TBC.....
Night Mrs_O x

[tonyav]

Oi Iluvspikey I told ya to keep your gob shut.

From a phone that I errr found Daisy.

[tonyav]

Bloody hell she's going to bed and leave me to face the music.

[queenofmean]

Just face the music and dance Tony and I'll let you off

[DaisyNonna]

No you idiot , my phone, Witch phone. As I was on my broomstick. Why do I bother with you? Always chasing the one losing her sparkly.

[queenofmean]

You can always share Excel with me and Sib Daisy :)

[tonyav]

Ok then qom lets go dancing.

Sorry for being an Idiot Daisy, but I can't help it.

[excelsior-1]

good evening everyone

just got home from an evening out, i hope you have all enjoyed the evening

i hope that the plaque un-veiling on the chocolate locker go without a hitch, and that your local press photographer was present to take pictures for the local rag

i am now off to bed ..... good night to you all. (oh, and by the way .. Why is the moat around the towers empty?)

[queenofmean]

Evening Excel....the unveiling has had to be postponed...and someone stole the Moat....long story...still need to get to the bottom of this one.

I hope that you had a lovely evening out :)
Hot Chocolate is on the bedside table, I shall be up shortly to tuck you in :) x

[tonyav]

Evening excel and good night, hope you had a good time.

[queenofmean]

only if your quick Tony...nearly carriage time