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I Was At The Checkout In A Shop This Afternoon When I Noticed A Little Girl, Aged About 3 Or 4 I'd Guess Staring At Me As Though Transfixed.

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sandyRoe | 21:14 Tue 01st Dec 2015 | Crosswords
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I like to think she thought she was seeing Santa in mufti doing a bit of shopping before the Christmas rush started.
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....but Santa has a fat tummy....and you don't.
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Maybe she's a precocious reader and took me for Terry Pratchett's?
Were you wearing your hat?
checkout....

yeah I was the dimwit who paid for someone else's shopping before I noticed that six bars of chocco wasnt really me
caused chaos ... and that kid grew up and started school before the queue went forward..... I or they had to unbuy all the stuff and put the money back into my account .....

sozza - I have obviously been rumbled

yeah and I look like JOhnny Depp as they have sewn my eyelids together - one eye only ( on the same side ) - and kids scream as I go past because I close my eyes ( sudduv normal ) and then turn my head towrds them and flick the good one open !

o well it is christmas so you have to take your amusements where they occur
maybe she's never seen a real man before, sandy.







(if that doesn't get me a best answer, nothing will.)
...it was the hat that did it, Sandy
Svejk! Don't creep!
O god this is in crosswords sandy

Did you have cross words with the kid ?
and how many letters ?

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