Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Do forgive my tardiness in opening this week, have been so very busy and the strong winds blew down the flagpole causing great consternation.

Assorted nibbles and tailcocks are aligned on the buffet sideboard, this weeks special tipple is the Blue Euro###

[DaisyNonna]

For an awful moment I thought you had been kidnapped mamya. Nothing on screen apart from your opening remarks. Quick a tailcock before I collapse from fright.

[rowanwitch]

If you don't mind I wonder if you could send over that nice young waiter or is he someones toy boy... promise not to damage him.... won't need the tailcocks as been experimenting with more flavoured vodkas...The cherry menthol tunes flavour is quite amusing (and clears your nose a treat) I wondered if you'd like me to bring a bottle next week Have also found a 1960's stationery set complete with scented paper...might make a nice raffle prize... of such things are memories made...in my case the memory is of incontinent maiden aunts but never mind... (they didn't)

[Mamyalynne]

Oh rowan that is a lovely gesture, but I am afraid the waiter remains here, love a good flavoured voddy though'

Sackville what lovely prizes who cares that the kno88y bits are decorated. Ruffly tickets are available from the hall console table.

[albaqwerty]

Sack, raffle tickets are available on the tea-table oppostite the tail-cocks :)

Rowan, I must clean me specs, I never noticed that waiter before. He is a bit of all-right

[rowanwitch]

I think he fancies his chances with you Alba....he's either winking at you or he's got a very odd tic..

[albaqwerty]

Trust me, it's a very odd tic lol

I do like his no, I won't, I'll get suspendered. I'm not brave at all.

[DaisyNonna]

I have never managed to enjoy vodka. Too oily . Even prefer tomato juice without it. Absolutely love tomato juice. That young man, does he do conversation?

[ttfn]

Daisy, I love tom juice too with lashings of Lea & Perrins - lovely drink.

[rowanwitch]

With those guns he doesn't need to... I wonder if there are any more at home...

[DaisyNonna]

Ena, try adding a few drops of lemon juice, likewise tabasco, black pepper and celery salt. Bliss (and one of your 5 a day) Just love the jolt it gives to my taste buds.

[albaqwerty]

Haven't had tom juice with L&P for ages. must get some. Very refreshing.

I am hoping that waiter is one of triplets (and his siblings are male, but that's my preference)

Anybody sitting next to the tray of sandwishes?

[Chaffinch]

Errr hello all, may I join in, my horse has gone lame on my way to a friends castle, and I felt you might give me shelter for a while. I have a cabbage, and some recycled but good quality red ribbon for the raffle. and a half bottle of port?

[ttfn]

Mamya, do you have any nibbles resembling Birthday Cake for alba. She was 21 and holding (again) this week, you know ;o)

[slinky.kate]

ttfn my dishy is working again

[Mamyalynne]

Oh of course I can rustle up a cake for Alba no problem

http://blog.pinkcakebox.com/images/cake567.jpg

[albaqwerty]

ssshh ttfn :)

Chaffinch, lovely to see you xxx

[Chaffinch]

Thanks alba, I've been meaning to take the horse to the garage all week, think he needs his MOT. Do you thing the waiter will bring the sandwiches this was, I've got a terrible view from here?

[albaqwerty]

hehe Chaff (if you don't mind the abbreviation), ask the waiter to bend down to get the crumb off the carpet :)


Mamya, thank you x

[DTCwordfan]

Just a step in Mamya to say Hello to all of you; just in from a certain drinking establishment of ill-repute.

I have managed to pick up a number of Euro-vision items for your imminent Raffle, namely,

* One 1950's Jukebox, plug removed for safety.

* One Dart Board all the digits removed but for the 0 of 20 over 12 o'clock position on the board, giving the winner the chance to ay "Nul Points"

* A lock of hair taken from each of the Jedward's crop

* Graeme Norton's used socks, one red and one green

* Sandy Shaw's used panties

* A microphone from Eurovision that could have doubled as a sex-toy last night.

* A magnum of the finest wine from France, Chateau du Scumma, 2010, from the finest vines overlooking the Paulliac refinery in the Bordeaux.

[ttfn]

I will not sshhhhh alba x
Did you have a lovely birthday?