Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Please gather round as her Ladyship must be delayed somewhat.

[TonyV]

thought it was cancelled for some reason

[Mamyalynne]

Tonight's guest Tailcock is of course the BGT* - a heady but entertaining in it's on way tipple Drinks and nibbles are arranged on the buffet sideboard in the long gallery.

For the raffle I have:

3 sachets of silvikrin shampoo
Half a tub of Brylcreem
12 pink cotton wool balls

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry about the late opening, maybe her Ladyship left me a post it note and Alfie ate it?

Welcome in Tony, do help yourself to nibbles.

[TonyV]

Has Lady given you keys?

[Mamyalynne]

I am resident retainer Tony, have a little room off the scullery, I pay far to much in wages to the aristo's to afford a place of mine own, I am comfortable though.

[TonyV]

have to put my beret in raffle along with

some bird seed
and 1/2 packet of rice

[ladyalex]

Puff, puff....so sorry to be so late...puff, puff....broadband problems.......seems to be fixed now, but there's no knowing once a gremlin gets in.

Thank you for opening up, Mamya and hello, TonyV.

Tonight's tailcock looks scrummy.

[Mamyalynne]

Forgot to add for the minutes, TTFN sends her apologies as she is off once more to the place they call the countryside.

[ladyalex]

That TTFN girl gets around, doesn't she.
This countryside place must be good...

[TonyV]

do you keys to wine cellar as well?

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milday, ssssh Tony.

[ladyalex]

Not unless she's had some cut in one of my absences...

[DTCwordfan]

Raffle prizes from here

* A picture of Amanda Holden in her lingerie
* A picture of Amanda Holden (I think) naked but the picture has been torn in half
* A picture of Simon Cowell with a Policeman about to serve a Super-Injunction
* A blow up Baywatch Doll but the vitals are missing
* A lifetime sentence to listening to Michael McIntyre shouting
* A month for any Lady here with Louis fawning over you.
* A Cheryl Cole anti-depression kit.

"The Moat is Afloat"

[TonyV]

sure she would'nt mylady - - do we have a speaker tonight?

[Mamyalynne]

DTC friend or foe?? to the stars - what a super selection once more.

[TonyV]

lustadyalex - just bringing some crayfish to put on your table

[TonyV]

put some nets down in your moat

[slinky.kate]

bon sure madame,here at last,here are some ruffled prizes for you,a french phrase book ,dog chewed.a bunch of roo-barbi,2 o'o'd eggs,(only 6 weeks).bar of derbak soap.
i cant drink tonight i have a chest infection and on aunties bionics.lemon or peach tea for me please.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I have a warming lemon and liquorice brew, very good for sore chests

[slinky.kate]

sounds nice and differant ,i'll try that please.mamya