Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members old and new,once again Milady and his Ludship are off gallivanting, so it falls to me to welcome you all.

Please leave coats, cloaks,ponchos and broomsticks on the hall dresser and am sure they will get hidden one way or the other. The fires are lit, even the chiminea on the terrace for those who like to take the air,and perhaps view our lovely tree all lit and decorated.

The buffet sideboard is laden with lots of nibbles and I have a large tureen of Mixed Game Bourguignon to be served with crispy jacket potatoes later. This weeks guest tailcock is *Starspark* - a twinkly and bright brew to get us in the festive mood.

For the Rofl

3 yards of curtain wire
11 bottle tops
half a packet of Coconut Macaroons
and
a Butterfly hair-slide.

Pull up a seat and let us chat.

[flump1]

Good evening Mamy and all, hope you are all keeping well. A Starspark will be most welcome while I remove my beloved and flea bitten poncho. I can offer a pair of extra large y fronts,...make lovely dusters and a ten inch saucepan lid. I might regret the donation of the lid if I happen across the saucepan soon.

[nungate]

You must keep your Alfie safe Mama

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Flump , yes do park your poncho and have a large drink, get warm and help yourself to nibbles.

[alexanderd]

Right off to the lounge for the footy, will take a large tailcock with me and may return later

[Meg]

Hello all, I'm confused already. That lot next door tried to lure me in, something about a bonfire, ran over here, phew!! Large *Starspark* please took me ages to find the *

[boxtops]

Please may I have one of those cameroons from the rofl mamya?, I am really hungry after a hour or so in the study - it's amazing what you find out when you have a rootle.

[flump1]

Ohhh that Starspark travelled well and I may well take another. I need one to wash down the vollyvont I have just eaten , flavour similar to toad. Somebody been watching that Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall and copied some of his more bizzare recipies ?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes, a fresh tray of Starsparks are ready, I have been experimenting with road kill this week the nibbles are lovely

Alex do enjoy the footy.

[annadomino]

Enough for one night, may I have a tailcock and a hedgehog and magpie kebab please?

[Meg]

I need to submit a leave card, have been told I am being put in a "secure unit" until mid January. Before I'm straight jacketed I wish you all a very merry Christmas and all the best for the new year, take care, I'll be backxx

[Mamyalynne]

Anna please help yourself and I shall pour you a fresh drink.


Meg , do your time with good grace and see you anon xxx

[annadomino]

interesting marinade on the kebabs, what is it?

[Mamyalynne]

Trade secret Anna, tis very piquant isn't it??

[annadomino]

I would take a guess at snail trail and tabasco, that or cuckoo spit and ginger?

[Mamyalynne]

Close, uncannily close.

[annadomino]

Nope, I give in, off to bed, was tasty though.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Anna xxx

[flump1]

Well folks now I am replete with the most satisfactory food drink and company, and having won my own donation of a saucepan lid in the woffle, I shall take my leave and find my trusty poncho . I wish you all well , till we meet again.

[Mamyalynne]

Until the next time Flump - travel safely xxx

[boxtops]

I'm still waiting for my biscuit :-(