Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone, Her Ladyship is somewhat delayed, so welcome to all.

Please leave all wellies, snowsuits, skis etc in the vestibule, hopefully someone will be along to hide them very soon.
All fires are stoked and roaring away, we have warming chilli beef broth with crusty rolls and Jacket potatoes with a wide variety of toppings, should warm us through.

This week's guest tailcock is the old familiar but very lovely Snowflake#

For the Rofl:

3 Icicles (there were more?)
Half packet of green lentils
2 pot thimbles
Jar of Bloater paste (BBE 1987)

So settle in and get warm.

[ladyalex]

Hurrah ! I won the lentils , the bloater paste AND the icicles...they seem to have melted, though .

[Lie-in King]

Oh, well done indeed, m'lady!

Alas, my tickets were all of the magenta-numbered variety...

[Mamyalynne]

well with all the possing I forgot my tickets.

[Lie-in King]

Matron, I do hope you're not completely possed?..

[Mamyalynne]

there's time dear Maj

[ladyalex]

Possed ? Do we require the assistance of an exorcist ?

[Lie-in King]

Indeed, Matron.

Incidentally, when I return from the television lounge, I shall be heading downstairs to clean the cellars...

[DaisyNonna]

DT Had no idea that February was so beautiful. Only Filldyke. Is the moat at risk? Will the croc drown?And the cat? Has it an amaran?

[annadomino]

Arghhhh I am soo late, I had the worng kind of snow on me t'internet connection.
That posser is so overworked, I will donate a dolly peg for future use.

[Lie-in King]

M'lady - it was something to do with some undergarments that were apparently not actually under anything at all - perhaps best left to Matron's tender mercies?

[Mamyalynne]

all sorted Milady and Beattie just about kept her dignity, though her thermals are on the line and freezing fast.

[DaisyNonna]

Footie? Handsie. Rugby was great.

[Lie-in King]

Miss Daisy - fret not, the croc & his cat have retired for the evening & are currently enjoying a hand of cribbage.

Good evening, miss anna - I have brought you a flagon of Snowflake#, but alas am retiring to the television lounge now.

I shall leave a silver (coloured) bucket for guests to dip their flagons into for refills.

[ladyalex]

Your obsession continues unchecked I see, Maj.

Were you underwear-deprived as a child , perhaps ?

[Lie-in King]

M'lady! The underthingummies were removed by two of the guests - behind the screnn, I hasten to add!

No m'lady, it was not the screen with the hidden camera in the framework...

[annadomino]

Thank you for the tailcock.
Childhood undies were the best ever.
Liberty bodice with rubber buttons, and a hanky pocket in your drawers.

[DaisyNonna]

Since when have a crocodile and a cat have had a hand?

[ladyalex]

Hoist by your own technology ,there, I think, maj.

I was a deprived child....my knickers never had a hanky pocket...I heard of people who had them but they were not for me...

[nungate]

I was deprived. No hanky pocket in the navy knickers I had to wear to school, and if I remember rightly no rubber buttons on the liberty bodice either. If I may, what exactly was the point of a. a hanky pocket in your knickers and b. a liberty bodice? You sneeze and put you hand up your skirt to retrieve a hanky? Or is it just me?

[DaisyNonna]

Unfortunately I had a hanky pocket in my navy blue knickers and rubber buttons on my liberty bodice. Never found out why.