Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In her Ladyship's absence may I extend a warm welcome to friends old and new. We also have a sick note from the Butler, so if I may ask you help yourself to the buffet and copious amounts of drink at your will, I may also be a little distracted as I have guests in the Gamekeepers Lodge who are quite demanding.

This evening's menu is a tribute to a lovely ladies Birthday - I believe she has even been untagged for the occasion.

We have Hot Pot and pickled beetroot, sausage rolls (best venison) various salads, a milk stout blancmange....this week's tailcock is the Sharples, a seemingly spiky outside note with a soft and generous centre, a witty number really.

For the Rofl:

5 Newton and Ridley beermats
assorted coloured hairnets
3 lisle stockings
packet of dart flights

So gather round and make yourselves at home.

[DTCwordfan]

The Hotpots are hot
Cornish Icecream is not
Thank you God, Lancashire is no dessert
And Clotted Cream is richly inert.

[DaisyNonna]

Another inept forensic scientist?

[nungate]

Quiet in here tonight, I swear I can here an echo.....echo....echo........echo...........e
cho...

[DTCwordfan]

I know - games of solo in the moat and the spheroid game continues on

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed I nodded off in the scullery.

[DTCwordfan]

those Sharples are soprific, indeed.....

[nungate]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Flyhalf]

Venison sausage rolls? From blind stags? No idea!
Is the butler off Munchen foreign grub, then? Or is he running of because someone found out he did it?

[DaisyNonna]

Footbawl?

[nungate]

Is that still going on?

[Flyhalf]

I hadn't finished!
The other reason he could have run away was because of what he saw.

Interesting tailcock. Sidn't know you could get peppermint schnapps. Can I have a dram of my new bottle Duncraggan if it gets a bit sickly.
Sorry, no rofl goodies tonight, been too busy watching 22 eejits chasing a ball.

[DTCwordfan]

still chasing a ball me thinks.

[DaisyNonna]

Why not have the penalties before the match and put everyone out of their misery?

[Flyhalf]

Yea, Scweinsteiger has just missed a penalty!

[nungate]

Good idea Daisy.

[askyourgran]

And Chelsea have won.!!!!! Good evening everyone, long time no see. I have been clearing out the loft, so, for tonights ruffle I have brought 1 small step ladder (first rung missing), a pair of worn wellingtons size 8, a blue housecoat or is it a tent size 24 and a roll of wallpaper for Anna Glypta, does anyone know her? It is a little chilly tonight but the bicycle ride here with all the fuffle prizes in the front basket has made me feel a little 'otter. I could murder a large cool tailcock and the sausage rolls look lovely, is that bambi's tail?

[DaisyNonna]

Ayg Yes, Iknew Anna. She was a bit rough. Got a bit above herself.

[Mamyalynne]

Well now the sports has settled - good result !!

This week's Rofl tickets are number Saxe Blue......

I hope I win the wellies, the Butler nicked mine.

[Mamyalynne]

The winning colours are :

27
11
19
93
66
12
31
45

[nungate]

I always end up with puce rofl tickets..............is it just me?